TV Club Classic….

I'm in the same boat. I made it through the W years by either not caring or looking at the silver linings. Can't do either in this brave new world.

The only problem, and I love this idea, is the civics test would be so insanely politicized.

Detailed and focused, good call.

I wouldn't mind a spinoff based on the mercenary companies. Like, a Dothraki warrior fighting with the Second Sons, going location to location.

I liked Ike. And if he wasn't French, wouldn't you vote for Picard?

Like deplorables? Seems the Nazis learned to appropriate early.

Not since Henry Ford passed.

If you're going to do something, do it bigly.

Don't forget vomiting on a cheerleader at the end of the song.

Posted mine before I saw this. Sorry!

Australia. The guy's been thinking 10 steps ahead this whole time.

Carson tried, but the Russian spies kept falling asleep before he could finish telling them state secrets.

I've been thinking he would be an ideal mayor of Chicago. He could live his life running one of the most important cities in the country, his adopted hometown, and serve as a beacon of rationality in the Midwest for 20 years, easy.

Especially considering Trump would have no hesitation in perjuring himself. He's a student of the Costanza school: "It's not a lie if you BELIEVE it's the truth."

They find them counting the collection baskets at their churches.

"The failing New Yorker is responsible for the desecrations of Jewish cemetaries, hiding coded messages in their unfunny cartoons. Sad!"

It already is. I keep thinking of an Onion article from the W years, "Nation's Liberals Suffering from Outrage Fatigue."

Unless he got Robert McCormick, the Bannon of his day, to write it for him?

" But the sentient condom said you finished…"