I think the author clarified this with "OK sure, there are the gamers, but those with any self-respect build their own computers."

#PatentPolice I'm sorry, but you yourself forgot to use a (TM) after Thunderbolt(TM)!

Maybe you should let the ice melt before putting the eggs on top?

That's how this site operates. In fact, that's how any blog operates.

Nay, I'd say the top 4 paper consumers are Europeans.

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Yes.

Unfortunately, it seems I misjudged your knowledge of physics. I apologize.

ΣF = ma has nothing to do with surface area. You're talking about pressure.

When I'm watching a movie, I want to watch the movie and not be distracted by other people.

The better screen resolution, processor speeds, and more memory all require more battery.

Seeing as how I don't see any ads on this site, I'm assuming that all of Lifehacker's ads are of the "intrusive" variety?

I'm not sure if you were being snarky or not, but thanks for calling Earth educated.

No, it's called Dog Vision mode.

Haven't you heard? Apple's new A5X chip is 4X the power of Tegra! It's all the rave nowadays!

He didn't use the sarcasm tag, so he's obviously in favor of fixing first world problems.

To close an app: drag the top of the app down.

Piracy != Theft. Pirates are not taking someone else's property. Please keep this in mind.

Dem ninjas.

I remember my third grade teacher told me that cursive would be used and expected everywhere.