I'd be happy with a ring that makes me invisible.

Depends on the job.

You can do the same!

Now we just need a messaging program! That can communicate with other calculators!

Since I'm not a learned law student, I have the point of view of a regular, average person. And while you and the World Trade court may find this a violation of trademarks, if I were a Chinese citizen looking for some Apple products, I would be content with a fake Apple Store as long as it sells legitimate products. I…

Well said!

I can see why you don't make money off them.

It sounds possible, but the smaller rings will be at a location that is sub-optimal (lower), and may be harder to turn than is necessary.

I'm guessing they can use the same design, except fill it with lotion...

I don't understand why people can't just hold both ends of the tube and slide it on an edge of a counter to squeeze it flat.

In Soviet Outer Space, vaccines make YOU!

What about 3 triangles? Or, god forbid, 4 triangles?

That sparked a pretty cool idea. A portal gun-themed TF2 gun. Of course it wouldn't shoot portals, but with the recent laser guns...

:) Though it's "than" not "then" :3

You just broke rules 1 and 2 of the internet.

Partially Natural. Infused with Bac'n bits.

Nope, they are never going to get Blu-ray.

Most apple hardware is overpriced... Correct.

It does not.

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