Well, I think we have found the worst Becky of them all.

Honestly, speaking as a European Mutt myself, I think a lot of it is rooted in a general awkwardness regarding “White Culture”. There’s just not much of a real cultural identity in there that doesn’t get tinted with a fuckton of racism.

Truth time— a couple years ago, I found out a friend was a pedophile. Knowing this didn’t suddenly change every aspect of his personality— he was still funny and pleasant— but prison sure as hell did. CK most likely won’t go to prison, but all the sudden loathing and the knowledge that the world has turned on him…

Fuck Mel Gibson. Fuck Hollywood. And fuck the American moviegoing public.

The thing about Mel Gibson... he’s a monster. But, when he went on his antisemitic rant Hollywood was up in arms. When Charlie Sheen was arrested for beating a woman, they gave him a TV show. Mike Tyson is a convicted rapist with a movie franchise. Josh Brolin beat up America’s sweetheart and was nominated for an…

Meanwhile actresses are labelled too difficult to work with if they won’t fuck you.

And Jeffrey Dahmer absolutely loved kids... with ranch dressing and cheese

Nobody ever talks about what a great clown he was!

“I’m not sorry for what I said or did because it’s not my fault. If the FAKE NEWS hadn’t reported on it, there wouldn’t be anything for me to not be sorry about.”

We thought we won the Cold War but it turns out that Ivan plays a very long game.

*winces as Keurig is smashed* I’m so... owned... so owned... *weeps*

Blake Shelton is not the Sexiest Man Alive that 2017 needs: he’s the Sexiest Man Alive that 2017 deserves. 

All of a sudden, not supporting an alleged pedophile is a liberal thing. Message received, luod and clear.

Did you get your Soros check yet? I keep waiting to be paid to hate my country and its President!

Look. As long as they’re beating inanimate objects instead of blacks, Muslims, women, gays, etc., it’s a step in the right direction. So thanks, Sean. You’re a mensch.

No because they’re being careful.

We also need to get rid of the idea that women are the weaker sex. If we were, we would have been extinct thousands of years ago.

Not really? I don’t know Schultz’s actual orientation and alignment and neither matter in the scheme of things, but her story does go to show that the patterns of abuse directed at and against women are not (a) unique to men or (b) primarily about sexual fulfillment. They’re about wielding power, letting off steam at…

The ‘70s were a wild time, when women wanted the freedom to do the sex. Now they don’t, not even when they’re sixteen and Steven Seagal is like, standing right there

I’ve never been more unsurprised in my entire 35 years. And that includes birth.