It’s worth noting that this was with the little 129hp 1.5L engine, not the hairy-chested 155hp 2.0L bruiser we get here in Americaland.

It wouldn’t be that big of a sleeper now days; but I always wanted to take a ‘93 GMC Safari AWD

A sleeper smart car. Noooo, not a Hayabusa, they’d be expecting that. Shoehorn in the best four cylinder you can find (a friend put an engine from a Paseo in his), slap a giant turbo or blower on it, then laugh as you do wheelies past your competitors.

Sandy Munro don’t want to be no pedo.

What do you need the video for? Just go sit in your iQ and make “vrooom (gurgle)” noises!

It’s the girl I want to date: Unconventionally beautiful, unique and very compelling yet not obnoxious.

Why so serious about something so trivial?   It’s not like you are paying for the articles here.  

Ugh tell me about it. My dad had an opportunity in the late 80’s to buy a clean Dino for $18k Canadian. He thought it wouldn’t be worth it......he knows I’ll never forgive him.

Noise limits keep tracks open.

Civil disobedience is how you change things dipshit. Protest is supposed to be confrontational.

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

Torchopnik is the best Jalopnik.

I’ve been staying up really late to work on this book, so one night I tired some adderall to see if it would help.

FCA clearly makes the Warthog.

I was watching comedians in cars getting coffee yesteday with Jimmy Fallon as the guest. Jerry used a bright sort of seafoam green corvette. And they both made something profound about how they don’t make colors like that anymore. Why do we not have fun and more. It is deflating knowing that I will never be able to…

you haven’t been paying attention, there is no satire here.

This should just be titled “A List of Things About Other People’s Cars I Don’t Like Therefore They Shouldn’t Exist, Even if They Don’t Really Inconvenience Me All That Much. These, for the most part, aren’t even trends, just pet peeves that people get butt-hurt over.

Is that really so different from standing at the exit of a Cars & Coffee?

The Corvette doesn’t need to be at a Cars and Coffee event to take down an innocent bystander. And it’s strapped down!! Now that’s a car.

If only Harley had a sub-brand that would be interesting to the youths...Maybe one that sells sport bikes, and stuff that isn’t just wannabe choppers for the middle manager who needs something loud enough to make him feel better about his ED, but whose wife won’t let him spend enough money to buy a Vette, or build a…