"Will this bus go through time?? No. It's not going through time yet."
Helicopters. Ice. Hockey. Beautiful scenery.
Followed by a polite apology and reasonable explanation.
We're all aware of it, but think about it:
Take the most pure, best handling, most tactile, lightest new car with fenders. Then make it a foot longer, heavier, and give it an American engine with too much power and lag to ever be fun in an autocross or parking garage. I love it, but the Venom is absolute sacrilege.
As a sometime aficionado of bitterness, I can say that the bitterness in this article honestly baffles me. Lots of people grow food in Detroit, many show up at the farmers' markets to sell it. Why is that a "ridiculous" idea? Subsistence living in Detroit of course is not easy, but many do it. There are lots of people…
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