Hence the dramatic "Fin" at the end

I was a sophomore in high school. I said no. He threatened to kill himself. I laughed in his face.

I'm confused, how is this even diet bdsm? They're literally just touching each other.

I've never heard her voice and I'm kind of scared to now.

Yeah like that one time on iCarly when the gang was stuck in a contract to say good things about some sneakers so they said good things about them but really sarcastically. To answer your question, I'm 26.

EXACTLY what I came here to say! The funny thing is that they just posted a piece about an abusive boyfriend who would "surprise" his girlfriend at work and get upset when she talked to her male colleagues. Ross is a jealous asshole.

Lol I'm not sure I understand the second question. They're basically saying "I want to wear something. Should I wear it?". Um, yeah?

Let them grow mold, who gives a fuck

Maybe I'm over reaching but maybe it has something to do with more women being expected to clean up after the meal than men?

Serenading mariachi bands are the balloon bouquets of Texas.

How the hell was it alive?

Please tell me this is a passive aggressive swipe at someone from the Jezebel office

No problem. I save my samples all year and then drop them off at a women's shelter at the end of the year along with toys and clothes. I feel like Santa.

Donate them to a women's shelter.

"I'm not saying don't support the film"

I can't be the only one that thought "Abbi Jacobson can really sing"

That was the only part that made me laugh out loud

I agree

HE TRIED TO BRING HIS ORANGE BALL INTO THE GAME HE JUST WANTS TO PLAY!