It doesn't smell like pee. It doesn't smell like anything. So there's that.

And not talk

The sad part is that they're no better at doing it than we are, we're just lazy assholes who use the "But I'm a dainty woman!" card whenever we want to get out of something.

It always makes me so sad when TV moms aren't exactly like their characters.

This is hilarious and I don't see how this is the most disgusting story of all time. I wouldn't tell it at the dinner table but maybe over coffee.

Anyone else think it was Amy Adams?

GOOD

Is it safe? No. Is it a way to make sure your message isn't ignored? Yes. As long as they weren't trying to hurt anyone I'm proud of the protestors who did this.

Oh my god you guys

lol what the fuck are you even talking about bro? My kid didn't piss on himself while taking a leak, should I act like a smug bitch too?

What is this, amateur hour? Step it up, Shrayber

The last time I asked a librarian I had to wait 20 minutes while she figured out how to use her computer.

The grossest story is the lawyer one because if the waitress didn't have an important dad that guy would've gotten away with it.

Brooks has bowed to Timberlake. It has begun.

After a certain number of millions you just stop giving a fuck

I think you were right to yell at the guy but the mother in this story physically attacked two women for telling her keep her baby quiet. It doesn't matter how rude they were about it, there's no justification for starting a brawl, let alone starting a brawl while you have a baby in your care. So no, I'm definitely…

I know this is lighthearted but it's sad having to actually buy a present for a hoarder. I ended up getting them something edible. They're probably going to keep the packaging but at least it's not big.

I don't work anymore but I take every chance I get to complain about a fucking horrible girl I worked with a few years ago. Yes, she was a girl, she was like 22. We worked at a call center and she would constantly be singing whatever hip hop song was popular at the time. She would put people on hold just to sing.…

Making this into a "WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO?" thing is ridiculous. My son used to do this with mirrors. Kids just have new ways to explore their bodies now. Get over it.

When my son was 3 he would cry for hours until you gave in and gave him what he wanted: To hold his toothbrush