Zero dead people > One dead person

Right? Like make an effort and find the appropriate governor portrait to throw out. Though, I wouldn’t be shocked if G Dub painted his own portrait:

it’s the only city in Texas where you can vandalize original portraits of the state’s governors.

Mmmmm I can smell 6-10 and the number 8 pick from here

Browns. It’s what they do.

The Bears plan is simple. Tank the entire season until they win the last 2 meaningless games, playing themselves out of a Top 3 draft pick, then trade their next two 1st round picks for Jimmy Garoppolo, so they can let their offensive line destroy his promising career

Mike Tannenbaum signing washed up veterans in an effort to go 9-7 while fucking up the cap for the foreseeable future? I am shocked. Did not see this coming at all!

The Gunshow Poophole: When you try to stick your entire arm up your ass, but there’s no room because your head has taken up all of the available space.

Wake up people, this is all coming together. If she had had the procedure done with the pig’s valve then Obama, as a Muslimist, would never have been allowed to endorse her or even to touch her in public. Plus her lesbian sexing with Abedin would come to a screeching halt for the same reason. I know it’s a little late…

Their tears are so delicious

“Coughing Prevention Machine” gets me every time.

I mean if Trump isn’t going to pay taxes, why should he enjoy the benefits of our justice system? Everyone should be allowed to release Trump information with perfect impunity!

NBC was probably more concerned about damaging the Billy Bush brand - having just (what - a month ago?) promoted him to full-time hour 3 anchor of the Today Show. They’re invested in the little douche, while they’re already rid of Trump. It’s all about business.

As a Hoboken resident living 4 blocks from the PATH/train/ferry station, I would love for Schilling to come visit us and spew this shit in the street. Then me and all of the other liberals here can literally beat his ass and throw him in the Hudson River. Fuck this guy up the ass with a runaway train. FUCK OFF!!!

I keep coming back to this just to make sure I actually saw this comment. Dear god.

This post deserves a fucking Pulitzer.

I, honestly, never thought terrorism until the guy brought it up. How many train wrecks have we had recently? Amtrak has been in a sad state, and it even happened in Germany thanks to inattentive humans.

I mean, no, I didn’t think of terrorism. Aren’t all our public transportation systems in, you know, a terrible state of disrepair? Because some people think paying taxes is bad?

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.