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someone ordered a pizza through a website. when asked if they want xtra sauce and/or cheese they replied “none”. when asked what toppings they would like they checked “beef” on 1/2- the left side.
The result was a delivery of a pizza box with a pizza crust with no sauce and no cheese and a bunch of beef pieces that…

And speaking of “well-meaning” neighbors:

So these assholes on FB and the trolls lurking here are seriously going to pretend that a kid didn’t just got shot at by his neighbor for knocking on the door??? Literally had to dodge bullets and run for cover. Like that shit didn’t just happen? Even if the neighbor doesn’t hurt and/or harass them, there’s a good…

White Friend - “Hey would you like to go knock on some doors and .....”

and now she looks like a Fenty model

I loved this photo as soon as I saw it. But I love anything showing the Obamas living their best life free from white people’s nonsense.

My theory about Dick Cheney - who is magically still alive - has always been that he’s a soul reaper, and he’s never denied it.

He doesn’t have to bribe anyone. Trump could be examined by 10 of the world’s finest physicians and, if they’re acting as official White House physicians, all of them will issue a report that sounds exactly like Jackson’s.

280 is generous.

I’m disappointed he isn’t going into private practice. I would so love to have a doctor who would tell me I’m not fat and will live to 200.

As long as the White House keeps telling us that Donald Trump is remarkably healthy, I’m going to keep saying that he kidnaps healthy people & harvests their organs to keep him alive.

If we started digging in the crates of some of our favorite people, we’d find all kinds of Evil That Men Do cuts

.....I mean, Michael Jackson and David Bowie made tons of great albums, but both of those niggas were still pedophiles.

I love Bill Cosby.

Hey, anyone else remember when the FBI was trying to crack that one phone and couldn’t, and Trump had a lot to say about how Apple should be forced to open it, and companies should be required by law to build back doors into devices and software for Law Enforcement ? I wonder if his stance has become more nuanced ?

Productivity would drop like an anchor across the entire nation. We’d be at a complete standstill. I’m in.

These hearings need to be televised like OJ’s trial was.

My boyfriend, Michael Avenatti, is on Anderson’s show on CNN discussing this very thing!!