She wrote a rap song...about...skiing?

Jesus, I was at least expecting her to be a little hood, but that shit is grade A pretending.

My company is having a picic next Saturday and the only other brotha in my building came to ask me if I was going. I immediately understood and replied, “If you go, I’ll go.” We have decided to take the weekend to think about it and come to a decision on Monday. Why would I want to see those people on a Saturday?

But now we need the damn link.

I’ve worked corporate jobs with big product launches and random musical acts performing. And when you don’t dance, they give you the side eye.

Yes. I am done being at work when I am at work, the last thing I want is to see Carol for free.

Nobody wearing linen or sundresses? Nah, I’m good. I ain’t going over there.

I have a serious fear of someone getting on my computer and going through my VSB comments.

I’m a 1st generation American - proud son of Caribbean immigrants. Grew up in Crown Heights four blocks from Eastern Parkway.

11. Company outings

Actually while mayo in grilled cheese would be unspeakably gross, mayo used in place of butter on the outside for grilling purposes actually works quite well. It doesn’t really taste that different and it browns up amazingly.

I accidentally clicked on the Kraft add and as soon as I realized what they were doing I rushed to exit out,i was THAT disgusted. So I only caught a glimpse of the preparation. I think the mayo is on the outside, used as a sub for butter. Is that how granny made them? In this case I probably could choke one down.

If it wasn’t for that alcohol excuse, you’d be banned from the black cookout. Reading the AV club and bringing that shit home. smdh

Whaaaaaaaat is thiiiiiiis? :o Oh my god, no.

Scientology gives me the creeps as do mega churches. No disrespect to people who go to them but for me it is an all the way no. Somebody gave my uncle that Dianetics book but he’s not good at church anymore (my dad either their dad used to take them to all day church they’ve done all their churching in front) so he…

Then it varies by state or your spouse is continuously employed because I know 2 women who are paying part of their spouse’s child support.

I am so here with you, friend.

holeee shiiiit - I had to look it up and realized I’d never even seen Swift’s “award-winning video” before now... just look at this unbelievably cliched, TIRED trash: (and by that I mean, it was tired when it came out in 2009 - they had even thoroughly skewered all of these tropes 8 years before her video came out in…

I really don’t get why people are so into Taylor Swift. I’m still mad she won album of the year over To Pimp A Butterfly. That’s some “Ordinary-People-over-Raging-Bull-at-the-Oscars” level fuckery. I also find her to be aggressively mediocre.

I didn’t even know it existed. The only thing I know about Hennessy is that it’s gross.