Of course he said that.

I was gonna say it’s basically the gender flip of The Professional

I’m sure this one isn’t creepy, tho.

TRUMP: So, it was tremendous media. And we took a picture of everybody, the wives and the leaders, and then the leaders, and, you know, numerous pictures outside on the river. Then everybody walked in to see the opera. Then the opera ended. Then we walked into a big room where they had dinner for not only the leaders…

I started trying to keep track of the bits I wanted to comment on but then it was all too much because every piece is as ridiculous as the piece before it.

So I’ve said before that this guy reminds me of my old boss. In the years that I worked for dude, I used to translate his words from Boss to English. Let’s see if I can do that here:

And please correct me if my recollection is off, but I believe that YouTube video was made by a minor with autism.

“The most batshit excerpts”

Huge tighty whiteys. The biggest, yugest tighty whiteys.

“LeJohn Brames is just a tremendous player, scored more home runs than any other pitcher this year.”

Yeah, it honestly is kind of devastating. I mean, even putting aside the implications of his awful policies: just the way he presents himself in public is incredibly problematic.

TRUMP: And it was one of the most beautiful parades I have ever seen. And in fact, we should do one one day down Pennsylvania Ave.

Doesn’t anyone want to talk about how he repeats 3 times that he shouldn’t be mocked so much for failing on healthcare because Hillary failed to pass a healthcare bill in her 8 years as first lady?????

He also thinks Akie Abe doesn’t speak English.

If I had to sit next to Trump at a state dinner, I’d pretend I didn’t speak English too. And if he knew I spoke English, I’d pretend to be deaf in the ear next to him. Self-preservation.

There is so much to unpack from the fact he sat next to Abe for several hours at dinner and has no idea she speaks English 7 days later.

I’ve read these interviews and

Dude. Marcon is “holding your hand” because he’s trying to get you to keep your pervy hands off his wife.  

And the video is also a Lyft ad