“When someone shows you who they are, believe them.” —Maya Angelou

I used to buy into the idea that Howard Stern was “just a character,” and believed all that Private Parts bullshit about what a good family man he was, how much he loved his wife. And then he left her for a younger, hotter model.

Megyn Kelly is to Fox like Ivanka is to her father’s administration.

In other Trump related news: I thought this was an Onion article when a friend showed me the headline. It’s real. I can’t. https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/trump-demands-gold-plated-welcome-xjnffdq32

In 2013, he sued Apple for selling him a computer (presumably the same Macbook he attempted to marry) without pre-installed pornography filters, which he claims led to an addiction and the dissolution of his marriage to an actual woman. The complaint stated, “The Plaintiff began desiring, younger more beautiful girls…

Wow. It would be so much easier just to admit you’re gay, suck a cock, get over yourself and finally enjoy life.

Totally not the point, but I think Peggy made that outfit out of the drapes my grandparents had in the “formal sitting room” circa 1987.

Always. Follow. The Money.

New York Times writes that it’s “a humiliating defeat for Trump on the first legislative showdown of his presidency.”

Let’s not get too excited here.

1. Sure Trump said he wasn’t going to try again if this failed, but since when has that motherfucker been honest about anything?

2. Since it only failed because it was TOO GENEROUS (gag) to attract the support of the Teahadist whackjobs in Congress, if they do try again it will probably…

That’s his life plan.

Knowing Trump, I’m surprised he didn’t claim it passed, but Obama somehow killed it after the fact.

Trump’s already been on the phone with the “Failing NYT” and said that his plan is now to just sit back and wait until healthcare fails and then blame it on the Democrats.

Time to roll down to Mar a Lago and cry this one out

To all the moronic fuckers who either actively wanted/turned a blind eye to this racist, sexist, xenophobic, and downright vile piece of shit because “he was a strong leader”. Look at your strongman President now, running like the fucking coward he is, unable to get his own Party to vote against the ACA which they…

If marrying him would prevent him from running as POTUS in the future, then her sacrifice will not be forgotten.

Yeah but when I had a baby, I posted a status update on Facebook saying “I’m going to post a million photos of the baby, if you want to see them, let me know.” When people said they wanted to see them, I added them to a list. Now when I post photos, I set the privacy settings to just that list. I adore my baby but…

I’m probably going to be in the minority here, but I can’t stand Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard. I like Kristen as an actress, but her personality rubs me the wrong way. Dax just creeps me out.