if you can a ford it.

So am I. Are you saying they shouldn’t make me anymore too? :-(

thats a lowbro, Lobbrah.

You know what the next article will be right?

Goulet.

arena football. glad I could help.

“Just go a track”

not buying it. it’s too perfect. calling bs on this till i see a dna test.

fine. i didnt want my joke to work anyway....

So change the protagonist’s name to “Illinois Smith” and continue production. Give him a top hat and one of those sticky hand things instead of Indy’s hat and whip. Call him “Illy”. Problem solved.

Just the good ol’ boys....

And what should Horowitz have done? Every second that passed before the award was in the rightful owner’s hands was stolen and he recognized that. He cut right through the bullshit as quickly as possible. brevity soul wit etc etc.

Hog of War?

I don’t own a nativity. I’m hella agnostic, bro.

What do you think “revenge” means?

whooo-hooo!!! You *own* literacy.

What’s Gawker?

should be “Maduin (!!)“ bro...

we get it, you’re pissed they outed your identity on the radio. anon-o posting on deadspin is not the way to salvation, friendo.

jesus christ put 2 min of research into your posts, donald.