arena football. glad I could help.

“Just go a track”

not buying it. it’s too perfect. calling bs on this till i see a dna test.

fine. i didnt want my joke to work anyway....

So change the protagonist’s name to “Illinois Smith” and continue production. Give him a top hat and one of those sticky hand things instead of Indy’s hat and whip. Call him “Illy”. Problem solved.

Just the good ol’ boys....

And what should Horowitz have done? Every second that passed before the award was in the rightful owner’s hands was stolen and he recognized that. He cut right through the bullshit as quickly as possible. brevity soul wit etc etc.

Hog of War?

I don’t own a nativity. I’m hella agnostic, bro.

What do you think “revenge” means?

whooo-hooo!!! You *own* literacy.

What’s Gawker?

should be “Maduin (!!)“ bro...

we get it, you’re pissed they outed your identity on the radio. anon-o posting on deadspin is not the way to salvation, friendo.

jesus christ put 2 min of research into your posts, donald.

the baller cancer?

i hate my life because i dont have a chiron. fuck everyone and everything this is not a joke this is a serious.

“so save your snarky production comments”

only one thing, cousin. bein’ a nazi.

“every time you see magic mike doing a strip dance now you feel attracted to channing tatum and think your gay”