sometimes they write themselves, don’t they?

anyone else notice the scoreboard counting the run for seattle?

no one ever wants to answer these hard-hitting questions.

I know A Moon Shaped Pool wasn’t what we hoped it would be but this is a bit much.

Lots of racists are NFL fans.

no one is stopping you from making fun of Greece, if you want to. i’m not saying you should or shouldn’t.

tmnt and battletoads laugh at your childish contra

Hey man, I’d feel pretty dumb if i said something like that too. Don’t worry, butthurt isn’t forever.

....not gonna be too pissed at 14-18 year olds for being tone-deaf and not grasping completely concepts that elude presidential candidates. Their coaches and administrators however? yeah, fuck those people.

picture books are hard to misread, eh?

its funny that you manage to write yet you clearly cannot read. how the hell did you manage to do tha-ohhhhhh you wont be able to read this...right. well...shit.

you’ve got a hell of a lot to say about a certain colloquialism, bruv.

“can you sign this?”

its distinctly the entire coast now. its hecka prevalent

oh you

Amateur question, kid. *flexes heroically*

a trillion times this. my only problem with most roasts.....

how represented is uematsu in the car? fingers crossed...but shimomura is a badass as well so not worried too much

The Narc ad is obviously a game about the ravages of time and aging gracefully. right?

But you can use jet fuel to steal beams. cause you’re closer to the sun. its true.