I had this on my walls as a kid. I want it to be real. Now I wouldn’t buy one, but I still want it to exist.

This is fantastic. I just wish that people who thought like this read Jalopnik and would get the joke.

Not gonna lie, I kind of like everything about this. Especially the CT6 face and steering wheel. While the cars chase the Germans, this carries the old-fashioned American luxury flag.

Can we talk about what the hell is happening to that girl in the photo?

I know, I totally believe you that he was being a douche. I just felt a need to defend the faith because I am a child. Nothing worse than being subjected to that guy that can’t take a hint.

Why wouldn’t you want that? I assume only if one hated fun.

Release series is one of the only ones that make sense. They are mostly aesthetic, but they include some crazy options and differentiate between years. The only problem with it is that no one cares how old Scion is.

+1 for ‘bitch baskets.’

That Firebird is sexy as hell. I think I need my eyes checked, because that is ridiculously awesome.

Saying other people’s music is a detriment because they don’t like it? Lame.

That’s such a pretty engine to look at.

But this car only has two downsides, tires (which are fun for low-speed drifting)and power (which is easily remedied). Everything else about it is great or at least good...

False...

That is the coolest thing I have ever seen.

Agree. I love the Prius C, and I could deal with the slow. But I am a student mechanic and work at an automotive supply firm and I’m not sure I could deal with all the shit I would take for it. Lack of spine FTW.