Naw, he's the real thing!

If you did know who he was, he would still sound like an asshole.

He's twenty now, but that's still sound advice.

I took my then 3-year-old to see this at the theater cuz he LOVED Elmo. Half an hour in, he looked at me and said, "Mommy, I'm bored." AT THREE. But I wouldn't let him leave cuz we paid full price for those tickets, and by god we were gonna watch that damn movie.

Or the 1.0 version, Mormonism.

You had me at …"Vance…going from mannered stick-in-the-mud to coked-up wild man."

I hate you. It's not personal.

I love this man and want him for my own.

Yay! Finally some good news in post-racial America!

Where, exactly, does Cuba think "Boat Trip" fits into that theory?

I grew up in Irvine, and white boys were pretty much the default. I'm not lightskinned by any stretch of the imagination, but my mom asked me the same question!
(By the way, the answer was "hell, yes!")

Wow, are you missing the point. Of course black people can be in upper management. We just don't often have the opportunity. I get the feeling you're a millenial, aren't you?

Pictures, please!

Yes, because he's black. Like I am. So I know how rare that would be. Fix your attitude.

It got me to… not hate Logan. As much. Is that close enough?

So he wouldn't forget his own name after all those blows to the head?

Sorry, but putting frozen thin steaks on that bad boy is the best way to get them cooked quickly and just right *smacks lips, names son George*

Yeah, but two similar-looking black guys in upper management at a major corporation would certainly be looked at…

That was actually the one thing keeping me from thinking Bernard was Arnold.

And one is deceased…