The chatspeak is unbearable. Do people really text like that?
notanotherteenageburner
comicallyuncomical
The point that you’re refusing to see is that you bitch about incredibly petty things and you sound like a damn nightmare. I bet you’re the type of person who complains about splitting the check if someone’s entree was $2 more than yours and tips on the groupon cost.
Checked his yelp, he most definitely has not. He gives 2 star reviews for things like dessert coming with coffee.
I found this guy on yelp and he was offered a $25 gift certificate for his horrible first world pains. I think it’s so dumb when people generally like a place/go there often and then give a 1 star for something petty.
Am I the only one who doesn’t find kids being annoying cute?
Your aunt is an ass. Bras are expensive
To all the commenters here who were “reading by the age of 2”: hate to break it to ya, but there’s a very good chance that your parents exaggerated. Everyone wants to think their kid is a special snowflake, and everyone wants to believe they’re a special snowflake. I remember one of my mother’s friends being so…
Thank you. I found this sad, not funny. Was this kid asking his parents to wipe him at home?
To the person who went to the fetus funeral: you’re an asshole for supporting that. It has to be said
I said nothing about her forehead. She’s really ugly without the bangs
Wow! She REALLY needs those bangs.
Gotcha! I thought you were replying to OP’s... OP, I think
Yeah, but this guy could have, say for instance, shot one of his kids by accident. It’s only lucky that he didn’t.
OP could’ve been more sensitive, I guess, but I agree with the general sentiment.
OMG, that is horrifying. I bet everyone sobered up real quick after that
To everyone wailing that he was a child: he was freaking 19 and had 2 kids of his own. I’m sorry, I really can’t drum up any sad emotions here. I’m just glad he didn’t hurt anyone else.
For the record, if a drunk 19 year old crashed his car and died, you all would be saying the same thing
The attitude in the last story smacks of a typical miserable denizen of NYC. Why do people who live here think their shit doesn’t stink? I doubt the customer’s douchebaggery had anything to with being from the midwest. Making fun of people from anywhere else is just a way for NYCers to project their misery onto…
The same one who lets her 12 year old kid work in food service.
At least you admit it :)
Ok, I get that, but clearly they were ending/pausing the phone conversation. What’s wrong with that?