I liked you all better when you had that "Cleveland Rocks!" dance number.

I liked you all better when you had that "Cleveland Rocks!" dance number.

I wonder if there is some collection of middle class crack enthusiasts who could blast a rock and enjoy this montage more than anybody?

I wonder if there is some collection of middle class crack enthusiasts who could blast a rock and enjoy this montage more than anybody?

This is the old guard smug baby boomer annoying fucking libtard that makes me actually want to be a republitard.  In the end I am just a commentard.

This is the old guard smug baby boomer annoying fucking libtard that makes me actually want to be a republitard.  In the end I am just a commentard.

Well, even the sun shines on a dog's ass sometimes.

Well, even the sun shines on a dog's ass sometimes.

Dane Cook is who you show to somebody who doesn't understand what you feel like when you are on cocaine.

Dane Cook is who you show to somebody who doesn't understand what you feel like when you are on cocaine.

I wonder that as well.  There is something about getting rich, especially for old white guys, that seems to turn them into the devil.  Nothing else matters anymore.

I wonder that as well.  There is something about getting rich, especially for old white guys, that seems to turn them into the devil.  Nothing else matters anymore.

I go ironically ironic thus totally sincere.  And made of cheese.

I go ironically ironic thus totally sincere.  And made of cheese.

Didn't they throw batteries at him last time?

Didn't they throw batteries at him last time?

We pores can't Aferd it.

We pores can't Aferd it.

Fuck you your last show was 1500.  SELLOUT.

Fuck you your last show was 1500.  SELLOUT.