Smart.

Not like he could play the field before so...

No biggie, he couldn’t play outfield before the operation.

Pre-emptively saving us from this story tomorrow night:

This guy is awful. What’s wrong with you?

Heres the (2) im stalking locally on CL right now. I cant explain it either... The only defense I have is that 40 is closer than I would like to admit and I just want to be “comfortable”.

Ya’ll need a true motorcyclist on staff again, there’s so many motorcycles on CL that I want but my wife would kill me if she came home to a new-to-me CBX in the garage or a mid ‘70s CB750 that just needs it’s carbs cleaned and a little work to be road worthy again.

No.

Fuck that piece of shit tow truck driver and his inbred friends. His ass should recieve the maximum amount of jail time, and share a cell with Bubba. The tow truck company is a bunch of fuckers and needs to be shut down by the BBA, and the owners need to be blacklisted. WTF Nissan, can’t you use competent tow truck…

I’m not a snowflake, you are.

I’m sorry that the op didn’t include a trigger warning, or that you didn’t realize Jalopnik is not a “safe space” for special snowflakes such as yourself to be sheltered from opposing political viewpoints or even lighthearted and relevant political humor.

I’m gonna need some ointment for that.

I mean, maybe so, but is that a reason for the 10th damn article in 3 days about how racist the Indians’ mascot is? We get it already.

“Also, uh, Indian is not the preferred nomenclature...”

I’m a Tribe fan (clearly) but I honestly can’t be the only one already sick of the throat gagging blowjob the media is having over this guy, right?

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Dude everything is racist lmao!!

I’m going to get killed, but I honestly don’t get this. How is it racist?

Were doomed either way... so theres that..

Toxic waste?