determined to paint Sheeran as not just an everyman but an underdog

i’m sorry but what is happening with that statue? i don’t see anything being eaten? there are no heads?? i don’t know what i’m looking at. can someone draw some stick figures to clear it up for me?

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen some horror movies with demons who have a less scary face than that dude. British people jokes aside, has he never used a toothbrush?

A face that screams “Call the cops if I am 100 yards from any schoolyard playground.”

I don’t have particulary strong feelings one way or another about anyone’s relationships, but that dude has a supremely punchabla face. I’ll give you that. 

Yesterday’s dirt bag - Billy Ray Groomed his Fiance that he Met When She was 18

No hate quite like Christian love.

Pretty sure he wasn’t cast for his acting skills. It’s just a rumor, but I heard he might have it in good with the director...

Megan Thee Stallion wore a Sailor Moon outfit yesterday an outfit from a show she’s never seen before after it was presented to her by her a publicist and multiple wardrobe consultants.

Can we abolish sports in public schools? Leave it to private clubs to organize and fight over. How in the hell does a parent have ANY right to access the private records of another child?!

Labiaplasty apparently shrinks the labia minora, or the “flaps on the inside of the vagina

Barring prolapse, no part of your vagina is external. Even my 5 year old niece knows that the external anatomy is called a vulva.

“Whistle toning”?

Hold up... Beyonce absolutely deserves to get called out. That Daily Beast article cited above even notes how she’s got a bad habit of using “I” and not “we” when discussing her music. From that article:

I am Pro- long shorts. The light denim and white ones look nice. My thick upper thighs eat up short fabric if it’s within chomping distance.  

this is a bananas take. Who has a problem with baggy comfy shorts!?!?! Wear your coochie cutters if you want, i’m loving the Voluminous Bottoms era

• In solidarity with victims of gun violence, Pat Benatar will no longer play “Hit Me With Your Best Shot” at live shows. Another sacrifice made by literally every single person but our nation’s lawmakers. [USA Today]

Two grown ups on their second marriages, and second go-rounds making their “honeymoon” an opportunity to have a family vacation with their newly blended families is not even a little bit weird.

I hate the continuing trope of not understanding/understanding slang to be a measure of the gap in generations. I didn’t understand other kids slang when I was a kid in school with them. I was not cool, but it’s fine, you just chill and usually can tell from context. Cuz this was rght before you could just look it up…

24 is a geriatric zoomer? No, I would not call you that. I would call you fucking stupid though.