Congratulations, corporate overlords, you just convinced me to buy my next sports bra from Adidas.

This was nice. I’ve always been self-conscious of my breasts because one is a D cup, the other is a B cup, they’re flat, and the nipples point straight down. They’ve always been that way, and finding a bra that fits has never been easy. I’ve considered learning how to sew just so I can make my own bra.

Ed Sheeran’s suit is a lovely colour, he just looks terrible in it and I also have no idea why he is standing like that.

What was Gaga robbed of exactly? I couldn’t be any accolades for that horrendous acting job in House of Gucci.

Just cancel the show already.

I’d like to put an end to this big dick B.S. There is nothing pleasant for many women about having someone pound your cervix into a chicken cutlet. It’s painful. Besides which, I’m skeptical about the vaginal orgasm and cannot believe that most women wouldn’t prefer skilled hands and mouth. Come on!

But did her Mommager approved this relationships to make her even more famous? 

Pete Davidson is the guy you date when you have nothing else to do.

Very cool yes good idea to never say anything or try to improve situations or grow or evolve.

Yes, everyone would be better off not telling people how they feel. Just bottle it up and move on.

I mean she's not wrong about Whoopi's "questionable" stances not getting enough scrutiny John Oliver even had a whole bit about some weird shit she's said over the years on his show a while back. 

People, please stop fucking with my (Derry) gurl!!!* I would gladly go through her feed to weed out the assholes for her.

People never fail to disappoint.

It’s really not that hard. Unless told otherwise, just assume it’s a sensitive topic and don’t bring it up unsolicited, unless you want to be an asshole.

I really just wish people could not comment on weight, positively or negatively, at all - or for sure not unless a person has encouraged this discussion (“My diet’s going well, I lost 30 lbs, I’m so proud!” means it’s fine to say “and you look great!” or something). I just consistently really, really don’t like having…

All of the weight stuff for everyone is exhausting. I have gained some Covid weight and I was watching Yellowjackets and thought “You know, my body is very similar to Melanie Lynskey right now and she’s a famous actress and on the show she has a hot husband and a hot boyfriend so I’m going to stop stressing” and…

Oh Lamar. We all miss that Khloe. Before she was fully indoctrinated into the kult of kardashian. It's best to just move on. 

That picture was from 7 face transplants ago.

they sound a lot like my friend who has bipolar and when they’re hypo/manic

I sincerely hope that John Mulaney’s return to SNL does not have the same disastrous effect on his life that his last appearance did. Maybe this is what he means by “she/the baby saved me” - he now believes he has more of a reason to stay sober than he did when he was with AMT (which, ugh, but I will always root for…