Meh, I'm in Utah, so they're the same as everyone else I know.

That's probably for the best, but that alarm turned off for me a long time ago growing up the 5th of 7 kids.

Chik-Fil-A sauce is a goddamn treasure!

BK is the best value nugget out there, but that's only because they are 10 for $1, which is only because they are made of cardboard.

BK's chicken nuggets are 10 for $1 around my work, and as such I have eaten them more often then I would like to admit.

You shot who in the what now?

That's Krackle. Unless it's in the White House and then it's KKKrackle.

AND THE COFFEE!

I stopped watching Seinfeld.

That's cold Jay. That's cold.

Young Pope get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run Pope
You're much too Young Pope!

Being a white male seems to be helping me out a whole helluva lot too!

FAKE NEWS!

He's supposed to be the respectable one.

I will eat the hell out of this thing!

I'd play the hell out of this game.

I've found this to be generally not true. I'm lucky enough to have an 80's style arcade and I've found that if you take a kid there and show they what it is and how to play they love it. Same thing with when I set up my SNES.

Sure. It's not really a criticism though as much as it is a "get off my lawn" kind of moment. It's just a sad thing that games have expiration dates. Donkey Kong will never die, that's an experience that I can share with my kids and my grandkids, but I will probably never play Splatoon with my grandkids. We may play…

Sure. This is also 21st century gaming bullshit, however I care less about this because if I want to play a VC title I'm just going to hook up my SNES and play it, because gosh darnit those things take a lickin' and keep on tickin'!

Can I just say that this is what I fucking hate about video games in the 21st century. I've got copies of Mario 3 or Paperboy or Excitebike from the late 80's that are still exactly what they were back then that I can still play and enjoy…