Wait, wut? That's not Jake Gyllenhaal… is it?

Focus group testing shows that everyone thinks your Spam is lame!

I don't think the vehicle they were using was a McLaren F1

It's about ethics in yarn based-gaming journalism.

Now, THERE'S a conspiracy I can get behind.

No. It wasn't. The answer is no.

"OUT OF THE WAY, PECK!"

I didn't have much time, so I needed to be Fast and Furious.

HE IS GROOT!

They have a strong bond! You don't wanna know about it here, but I'll tell you one thing, The Moon! It comes crashing into Earth! And whaddya do then? It's two brothers and I- and…and they're gonna…it's called 'Two Brothers' …'Two Brothers'…it's just called 'Two Brothers'!

It's the most critically loved REM album, sure, and most of the songs are real gems, but I'm with you, I don't get why some people like Out of Time so much.

Spectacle!

WHOVIAN - AV CLUB POLICE (Box)

Everyone knows that musicals are where the money's at!

OH MY GOD! THIS MAKES SENSE! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

Yeah, my ratio is 20:1 with Get Schwifty being the only miscue and even then, it's a entertaining television.

They have a strong bond! You don't want to know about it here, but I'll tell you one thing.

They do!

I thought she couldn't have kids because if you fuck with her, you're dead!

The power of Voodoo