Eye for an eye

The irony of your last name is too much.

Rickey Henderson would never get caught stealing

Lol, “deal with my own mess”?

Rickey Henderson would’ve never got caught stealing.

We love sports that’s why we’re here—but isn't it all so fucking funny?

I do think adults bringing gloves to the games is ridiculous but I don’t possess Pablo’s belt nor do I wish to beat anyone with it.

Goes without saying—turn grandpa’s bones to dust over hitting little Timmy who’s attending his first game!

There’s people on here telling me they bring gloves because they’re trying to save lives and all you care about is your coin pouch?

I appreciate your vernacular—so do you wear a glove?

Soooo your starting to grasp how ridiculous this all is huh?

Woah easy buddy—I said whipped with Pablo Sandoval’s belt.

Yeah I’m in middle school and all my classmates agree that any adult wearing a glove is a massive twat—and unless they are autistic, they should be whipped with Pablo Sandoval’s belt.

Need Pablo Sandoval’s belt—read original comment.

Christ with this “edgy” rhetoric.

Don't forget your stirrups.

Welp—this looks like a move the fuck along moment for you then.

I was thinking the same thing but evidently some REALLY do.

Are you still willing to wear it even if it means getting whipped by Pablo Sandoval’s broken belt?

You’re definitely a pussy for wearing a glove to a game but I don’t want you to die—that’s pretty hateful.