Don't forget your stirrups.

Welp—this looks like a move the fuck along moment for you then.

I was thinking the same thing but evidently some REALLY do.

Are you still willing to wear it even if it means getting whipped by Pablo Sandoval’s broken belt?

You’re definitely a pussy for wearing a glove to a game but I don’t want you to die—that’s pretty hateful.

Jesus Christ man!!!

They’re required—you’re being a pussy.

Because if dudes can catch balls (tee hee) with 1 hand while holding a baby than I think you’ll be alright not using a glove.

Hey look it's just my opinion—I'm thinking the 7th inning stretch would be the perfect time to do it.

There was no need to describe your appearance—I had a hunch.

You bring a glove to baseball games to save lives?

“Jesus Christ man look at you—you’re a physical specimen!”

Because you’re a grown man and you look fucking ridiculous.

Yes—you were given two hands, use them pussy.

I knew the glove wearers would show themselves with my comment—you’re getting your ass dragged out to the pitchers mound and whipped.

Thanks for taking the time to reply—that does not change the fact that you're a pussy (in this instance) and should be whipped.

Any and God damnit I mean any—grown man that brings a glove to a game needs to be dragged out on the field and whipped with Pablo Sandoval’s belt.

Kobe is a top 10-15 player of all-time but right now he sucks, like really bad—people aren't allowed to say that?

How do you know he wouldn’t have been injured if he decided to play longer?

I would’ve put Kobe somewhere between 8-15 on my all-time list but back to my original point—he’s really tarnished himself these last few years.