I wanna snatch Schefty up and throw him on a bed covered with guns—and that bitch better not call the cops.

Whatever Hannibal—you and Wright can wear someone else's skin because I know who you are.

Yeah I’ll have to counter your argument there bucko.

I've dealt with a million too bro.

I was going with the serial killer comparison—not that Dexter holds back smiles.

Jesus Christ man—you really thought you had to explain that? I thought the Dexter line would’ve hinted at my sarcasm?

His reaction is unnatural you can actually see him fighting back the smile—people like this scare the hell out of me.

Yeah I completely agree about the play-in game I was just being a whiney shit—we went against 2 aces the past 2 yrs so I’m thinking we’ll see Sandy Kaufax this year.

For real—or are you faking?

O I'm HI O

I can’t wait for my Pirates to be knocked out of the Wild Card game.

Completely agree with you and I can’t fucking stand Broner—but the headline and article make no sense.

He doesn’t deserve the fight with Mayweather but did Berto?

Floyd fought Andre Berto in his last fight—this is a real possibility.

Mayweather fought Andre Berto in his last fight—unfortunately this is a very real possibility.

Adrian Broner doesn’t deserve to step into the ring with Mayweather but for Christ’s sakes he fought Andre Berto in his last fight so this is a very real possibility.

Alright enough is enough—clean up your shit and hit the bricks Jezebel.

Are you autistic?

I think sausage and pancakes go really well together.

If North and Ron Jeremy taped their dicks together.