Give me a W-H-O-G-I-V-E-S-A-S-H-I-T!!!

I was always partial to Glass Joe—I mean he was a gigantic pussy and I always caved his head in but he had the heart of a lion and every time I fired the game up he was the first to say “you gotta get through me first you little midget”.

Talk about giving 110%

“Marvin, Charles Woodson gave a shot out to you”

I don’t think he's going to Hack it in the NFL...because he's not good.

Well now I know why they can take a good shot and keep playing.

It’s called a “direct halfback snap-wide receiver reverse run/pass option” you fucking amateur.

He was a cancer to the team anyway...or had cancer—I'm drunk.

Those Balls are nuts.

Salame “feeling froggy?”

Jerry Jones doesn’t have a couch—he has a cryogenic chamber you stupid fucking idiot.

How would you look if you ordered a pizza and didn't get it you soulless bastard?

Were they able to find the Noid? He hasn't been seen in years.

In the name of the father, the son and the holy shit that's cool—can I have one?

8 ball colon pocket

Looks like Rex Ryan’s wife after she licks his feet.

Some are stupid—some are stupid and athletic—some are stupid, athletic and are an alcoholic— sometimes it rains.

The only problem with that is if you elect to kick in OT there might not be a second possession. Which is my stance—why not give yourself at least one guaranteed possession if given the chance?

Whether or not it was wise can’t truly be settled? If you elect to kick in overtime there is a chance that you may not get the ball back—field position and seeing what the other team does first does not outweigh that. Why not even at least guarantee yourself a shot at scoring as opposed to never even having the…

It's not the size it's hau you use it.