Well I’m sure they have something too. I can only testify to apples waterproofing, myself

While I wholeheartedly agree that shower masturbation/sex is definitely not the best, I’d like to point out that the iPhone 7 is waterproof, which immediately eliminates your spankbank problem.

iPhone 7 is water proof FYI.

Shower sex is not the best. It’s not the worst, but definitely not the best. In my experience, it’s much better to start things out in the shower, and migrate to another room for the finale.

Masturbating once a day is frequent????? I thought this was the norm when you aren’t in a relationship, and hey, maybe when you are in one too.

FXV is far more coddling than you want. I’m not saying you won’t have fun, but it’s a long shot from XI. You will probably never find the challenge that XI offered. At least I haven’t yet.

What part of private donor don’t you understand? Is this private donor supposed to pay these kids to play football? This wasn’t paid for (directly) by the school.

Whoa, careful talking about Parker, pal. This conversation turns to race REAL fast.

Is this news? Were you under some impression that you were going to be able to actually kill people? Did you think that killing enemies as spider-man would actually be a game mechanic? Why would you even consider that killing someone in a spider-man game would be plausible?

Nobody gives a shit about you.

I’m so fucking sick of hearing this. No. No. No. No. They jumped on a bandwagon. Detroit, Boston, Toronto, and fuck, even Chicago are hockey towns. Kids here grow up playing hockey. A flash in the pan team that’s accomplished literally nothing, does not make you a hockey town. Win 3 cups in 6 years and come talk to…

LET THE RACE WARS BEGIN. DOWN WITH THE WHITE DEVILS

Another year or 2. Maybe next year but don’t hold your breath

Whoa man. They said the F-word. Riveting stuff. Another quality Deadspin post.

I’ve always consistently been ranked around 2500 right after my placement matches. Seasons 4 and 5 have placed me MUCH lower (2100 and 1950) after having similar win/loss ratio. I main D.Va in 90% of my matches so I don’t think it has anything to do with the character. I finished season 4 lower than I have ever ranked…

Solo queue’s are absolutely awful. It’s incredible what 3-4 people that communicate and aren’t complete and utter morons can accomplish. Not to mention if you play with some of the same people occasionally. Knowing your allies play style and character preferences is a very underestimated advantage

Alright so why not create a bot program to *discretely* total up the votes the chat users submit, and counter vote with dummy accounts to a publicly traded company that you also happen to own?

Lol

Jesus Christ, he’s a fucking multi-millionaire. Hygiene is not that expensive

This shipping stuff is the dumbest shit I’ve seen in a long time. Why are people so obsessed with this? Who gives a shit?