While I understand that this is supposed to be cheap, affordable, and easy to use. I more or less agree with everything you said. Not so much for a home button though. I’ve come to terms with the fact that I’m going to need a 15 foot HDMI cable

Jezebel needs to try harder. All I had to do was read the title and quick glance at the stock photo to know this was a Jezebel rant.

If nothing else, I’m sure the music will be wonderful

Thank you. I’ve said this several times and no one seems to remember (or maybe they weren’t born yet), what 80's living rooms were like. I sure as fuck didn’t see a wall mounted TV growing up in the 80's

Yeah, no it doesn’t.

Sitting 5 feet from the screen on any chair sounds awful. My HDTV is 48 inches, and that’s a fairly small set by many standards. Do you know how awful it is to sit 5 feet away from a 48 inch TV? There’s really no excuse for making the cords so short. I’m going to have to buy a 15 foot hdmi cable to even attempt…

They seriously messed up the controllers here. I get that wireless controllers are more expensive, but a 10 foot + cord should have been mandatory. TV’s are 3x the size they were in the 80's. The original consoles were designed to fit in an 80's living room. We aren’t in the 80's anymore and living rooms certainly…

You my friend are a genius

Yes, I understand that.

I’m a genuine, living relic of the 80's, but for the life of me I can not fathom going back to a wired controller. I am buying the mini-NES, but I have no idea how I’m going to play it on my 48 inch TV.

$150? You’re talking about the makers of Final Fantasy, right? Minimum pricing would be twice that at least

Yes, I completely agree with the range boost to her ult. That was completely unnecessary. Her ult wasn’t really that great before, but this way too much. I love playing as mei too, so this is all coming from someone that enjoys her.

Mei’s ice move needs to be adjusted so fucking badly. She should not be able to contest while in ice form.

Honest question here

How many voters do you think would have swung over to him if he had actually said that. I’d gladly vote for a man that knows his Klingon over the 2 dipshits we have now

This entire post was just an excuse to drag the fish censor out

I do not agree with spreading out symetra turrents so much. Pre-nerf, maybe. Post-nerf, they absolutely need to be in clusters to do any real help. 1 or 2 turrents is a complete waste

Wait a minute, the girl that posted the tweets is the asshole? Not the bitch running her mouth behind her roommates back?

The Trump boys look like serial molesters.

You son of a bitch.