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After.

Needs 5 mph bumpers.

Chrysler's new slogan

The 5 x 114.3 (5x4.5in) bolt pattern makes these (depending upon offset) wheels fit a variety of other rides.

@comedian: Sorry to reply to my own post.

Ebert wrote, "They say once you get to cruising speed, you can go 47 miles on the battery until you start using any gas."

@Twonius: Or they strip the wheels, calipers, motor, tranny, headlights and glass. That'd probably cost $40K plus to fix/replace on a C6Z06

Officer Franklin: I see guys like you in here every fuckin' day.

NOTE: Be careful using this in "The Free State".

For that kind of dough it had better come with a "No DNA based convictions" guarantee.

@Jeb_Hoge: AKA checking blood and urine for non-heavy-equipment-operating-compatible substances.

Wanted for questioning.

Which is worse, the wedding tackle or the lobster claws?

@cesariojpn: Yours is better. I like it. :)

@cesariojpn: Or, perhaps, "Damages could run into the tens of dollars."

@ferric oxide: I take it that you didn't notice that the car is a 3 door hatchback.

@LTDScott: Did you count the $200 towards the build cost claiming you sold an insurance company the bumper?