#1 and #2 are not myths in Illinois.

Cocaine + Alcohol = An awesome combination

Tenacious D came up with this....

If only Elon would let his workers unionize! Then the union could suppress the racism and discriminatory practices of its workers for him!

Step #1: Strike until owners agree to guaranteed contracts

My balls were tingling just watching that video....I can’t imagine what it was like for Mr. Lilja.

All of the aforementioned just wreck my insides...

Your BS list gets an automatic DQ when Junior Mints are at the top. Junior Mints fall into the afterthought candy category along with M&Ms, and PayDay bars.

Here’s a hot take: This 93 year old geezer, who will be dead in short order, doesn’t give a fuck about what anyone thinks about anything.

Foot punching?

(Obligatory)

That’s really good

Goddam that’s a good looking car...

Jesus H. Christ; so the guy makes some inappropriate comments to his buddy’s girlfriend...tell him to fuck off and / or slap him in the face and move along...

Agree. She strung that along for quite a bit longer than necessary.

I wonder what else she sticks in his mouth?

You win

He’s an 85%er.

I mean, hey, you can’t fault the guy for liking to party a little bit...

Though I understand why they are / have to be, it never ceases to amaze me how flexible aircraft are structurally.