I don't like smiling emoticons... Everyone knows they are passive aggressive.

This is why we can't have nice things.

@GloriousIntruder: I just want it on my current gen console. Waiting a few years more for this? No thanks.

@Bob Dole does in fact have wood: Once, while I was sailing the artic circle. Yarghh.

@František Janák: Seconds? God, who are you? Superman?!

@Kiri Komori: TBH they need to be nerfed.

@MiltonZep: Oh my god.. seriously, read over what you said.

@DrXym: I remember playing it at my friends house, and it was a reasonably decent game. Didn't really get into many missions etc.

@subnet6: lol its so true, the funny thing is when you know people who tried really hard to get a pointless achievement. Its just like, well, was it worth all that time?

@Mit: What has been seen can't be unseen.. Which would usually be a bad thing, but with those screenshots I can't even make out what I am meant to be seeing.

@Cavefish: I played it hardcore for the first year it was out, GvG etc. Definitely the most hours spent to money paid.

@Hey_Blinkon: Ohh yeah! Well your mums a dickhead supreme!!!

@zoesch: Yeah, but they don't salute by lifting their hands!

@Gorilla Snow is Maximum Risky: Uhh.... List of Things not to search: Tony Freeman.

@Chanaluss: ohhh I always wondered what that button would do on my classic controller...

@undefined: Look, we can all agree that although he has said those things... we all say screwed up things during sex. Mike is no exception.

@undefined: Watch out, you will get disemvoweled for talking about such things.

@Xusder: exactly.

@Jazhuis: Did you even read the headline?

Remind me not to fling poo at peoples doorsteps in your suburb.