Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

Better yet I believe this should be the final death nail in Steve Fisher’s head coaching career. This performance by Foles, Goff’s year and Keenum’s throughout the year is a complete indictment on the utter ineptitude of that man as a coach. Amazing those 3 qbs were on the same team.

South Carolina certainly didn’t feel this interested in standing for the US flag a little over 150 years ago.

Technically, he didn’t score... and if Mr. Defensive End had just went and picked up the ball, I think that counts as a steal. #alwayshighlighttruthers

Sad that germany can’t make cars worth the cost of repairing.

Why should they train for the moment some dipshit decides to influence the outcome of a game.

I’m not dumping on you, but I agree more with Wileetay, that Players’ Tribune are puff-pieces ghostwritten by hacks, not the groundbreaking site it was made out to be at the start.

They’re 1-2 against Minnesota this year, and probably won’t overtake them in the standings if the defense lags now. And OKC is not particularly good on the road, so “solid” favorites...I don’t see it.

You know, it’s funny, if I didn’t know better I’d say a player in a team sport can be more or less valuable depending upon the makeup of the team around him, the team’s needs, its strengths and vulnerabilities, and so forth. Of course, that could never be true.

Nope...definitely looks like a case of the right tire being 1.5psi low.

Jump off the Golden Gate Bridge

I read jalopnik everyday, but this article was garbage and it sounds like you’re jealous. So very unprofessional that it almost makes me not want to visit the site again.

Sure thing. Next, you should do an expose about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide. A small sample of the risks:

Yeah, they don’t do it that way. Civics have high insurance rates because they are driven by young, inexperienced drivers more than most other cars.

That’s not how statistics work.

Neither you, nor your friend, understand a single fucking thing about statistics

Because we weren’t all fatasses in the 80s.

I think they’re both still alive.

I had to special order my RAM because I didn’t want all the important stuff like leather and giant touch screens and lane departure. I only wanted the useless stuff like a manual transmission and 4x4 and the limited slip diff. Imagine the look of horror on people’s faces when they see not one, but two levers they have…