Or John Stones, or Francis Jeffers, or Joleon Lescott.

Ross Barkley is Jack Rodwell, Part II.

Someone told them to set it up next to a bunker, and they did.

I will never understand people who write a question like that into a comment section instead of just typing SR71 into Google. Puzzling.

Picked last much?

Neither could we kid.

If he finds his swing in AA and AAA, who knows, maybe they’ll make Tebow Harvey’s designated best friend and roommate!

Tebow: [Barging into Harvey’s room, jogging in place] Hey Matthew! It’s 4:30, time to hit the gym!
Harvey: [Groggliy] 4:30? Shit, I overslept. Where are we going for dinner?
Tebow: [doing jumping jacks]…

Maybe not, but Browns fans are certainly used to being chopped and screwed.

Do they add in the cost for escort personnel? There’s 2 fighter jets doing a front and follow.

Binge eating disorder seems the same type of foolishness as restless leg. Will power to not eat yourself to death, seems an American shitty food problem. And yet, some folks now are actually eating to become way larger than natural. Just to do it. Not much sympathy here.

Dig the hole. Wide base. No splash when its solid. I’m not standing with my ankles together.

Dig the hole. Wide base. No splash when its solid. I’m not standing with my ankles together.

He does resemble a person with a lot of resentment when it pertains to Wenger.

I don’t know... I generally make it a point to use the women’s restroom when I’m in public and have to take a shit for this very reason and I can say that in my experience they are leaps and bounds more clean than the men’s, as far as the actual toilet seats go anyway.

Yeah, but after that massive defeat they changed the rules to ensure it would never happen again.

How is 7 hundo considered a large amount of cash. Mc1workers get that every 2 weeks with OT.

I’m starting to think, Billy, that you’re writing some fantastic satire when it comes to soccer lately.

You really can’t understate how epic Leicester City’s title was.

In no way is Atleti’s 13/14 title run on par with Leicester’s. What the fuck is this rubble?

·Also: eat a solid breakfast.