500k a year allowance. I could tell lots of people to fuck off. Grab a phone book for the world and subtract my grandma maybe.

Just late bills. Plural. On an underwater car and overpriced phone. Go phone at Wal-Mart gets the same net.

WWithis thinking you must be poor. Why give away all that cash? Probably get a better investment rate that would negate the interest rate on a 1 percent loan.

How does this car being sold for well over a million hurt the value?

Fuck Haisley. MLS aint half bad.

No one who watches Fox News will ever know the truth. Even simple truths that can be confirmed by changing the damn channel.

3 times that if you just bummed for quarters next to the McDonalds and blogged using their free WiFi.

I am guessing Fansided is even worse with their 300 sites being passed to and from Meridith Corp.

Truther Fact: the Hulkster had already started a cut in his short to tear it.

The 1 true dunk champ? We all love Vince. Fuck outta here.

There is always Fansided.com and they don’t cuss, curse or otherwise fuck around with blue language.

Thought it was the difference between sleeping on the couch or divorce.

Will Bills fans see this, will Buffalo survive when the faithful try to top it?

Like deadspin, his takes on MLS quality are five years old. over at MLSMultiplex.com, they even say so.

Zlatan has scored more audacious goals in bigger games.

Damn liberals need their hand held for everything.

If Deadspin gave MLS any coverage there would be plenty of snarky articles to be filed. Also, everyone who just had THAT thought, your snarky MLS take is 5 years old.

Reads headline. Instantly thinks “bullshit.”

The jersey says 18 on the front but 88 on the sleeve. This kid just is indecisive about numbers in general.

From cavemen to cowboys this wasn’t a problem because nature selection. Now it’s everywhere.