Word is Brown was the team spokesman in the meeting after the inmates comment.

Who holds the touchdown records for all the other quarters?

+1 absentee dad comment

+1 Roberson FT that couldn’t the broad side of a jumbo jet.

Everyone lies you mean.

Smoke’em if you got’em

Forgive this civilian but why couldn’t jets be scrambled to intercept any ICBM? Altitude of the 2nd stage? Seems a human with a targeting system could track and terminate.

I cheer only for NOLA teams. This is just fucked. Surely there was someone else Demps could sign.

With Philly, joint stinks up you.

Ol Danny Boy passing on the first pick looks another shrewd move. Got assets and a better player. Process!

The Pelicans will miss Romeo more than the Rockets miss CP3.

Hey Zues

DC United!

Attendance has risen every year he owned the team. While he did nothing but try to sabotage the team.

And Precunt signed a tv deal taking the Crew games away from half the population.

Precourt stopped marketing the team, stopped doing buck a brat night promos and yet still attendance has risen every year for past 4 years. Cbus has had years that were down but also years of 19k.

Lavar has no future in the NBA. Bev just signed a new contract and will be in the league at least another half decade.

Assault is a very different beast than claim a compliment of “Nice skirt” which indeed some ladies think constitutes sexual harassment.

100 mph on I-10? Why so slow?

The chance to manage Tebow was the second best selling point.