You could’ve ran for office.

That may be worse than trying to beat North Dakota State.

Since when does ‘live ass fucking’ need the word porn behind it?

Wonder why they would not trade for Sean Payton.

Even that neighbor on the other side of the training camp fence wouldn’t trade a bag of balls for rg3.

FAU is a low bottom school. Once this Kiffins out in a few years, which Div 2 or big Texas HS takes the chance?

I actually made this list 10 years ago. A fruit cutting incident.

They won the title since then...

So, as like as Milwaukee doesn’t do Milwaukee things.

4 score, and seven

How many did Edgar pass? How many test resulted in a papi suspension?

Couldnt be more wrong. Papi will be remembered.

Papi is in. His fame is unquestionable as is his production. Edgar, was always overshadowed on his own team.

Is that the Jeopardy clue for this weeks starter?

Like, yea, they ain’t Cleveland.

Chase came from NOLA first. And had shown well.

Recruiting.

What would lead Chargers fans to think of the playoffs?

Truck driving requires staring at trucks. this is no excuse.

A Comet Pizza box was observed at tower 7. I have the documents.