STAND BACK EVERYONE. The article...is wrong. *doomy music plays*. As originally written, it referred to the creature on the diorama as *gasp* a creature designed for the game. WHAT. THE. HELL. FAHEY. It is obviously the Frost Creature from the Thor movies, re — I REPEAT — RE-designed for the game.

He just wouldn't want the media distractions

That's a black man in the US saying that Sam shouldn't have a chance because it wouldn't be smooth.

In an alternate universe, Dan Tard is suspended for Uggliness

I think "respect" is wrong. It made me have sympathy for LeBron. He's never been given the opportunity to grow up or become a person. He is the sports version of the child star. He's pretty much Truman from the Truman Show.

The piece was clearly killed because it made Nike look terrible, not Lebron. The fact that the company had essentially commissioned and paid for the production of the piece in consort with a magazine which helped portray their CEO positively in the past pretty much supports this fact.

typically guys only have friends that are girls because they want to sleep with them.

Yes, because the appropriate reaction to a verbal taunt is always a beating administered by the "victimized" group.

Do you have any legal training or is this opinion out of your ass? Companies are often found liable for injuries sustained on their premises for failing to have adequate security. It's basic tort law. I'll wait for you to look up what tort means on Wikipedia.

It actually wasn't a foul ball. At least not until after it got Budweiser splashed all over it.

Chess has a separate women's league to encourage women to participate in a largely male-dominated game. They're allowed to compete vs. men, and the best female chess player has never competed in the women's championship.

It might not be the best track, but I can't get enough of Mount Wario mainly due to the fact that it's essentially a 1080 Snowboarding track hidden inside of Mario Kart.

Oh I understand what the phrase is supposed to mean. But this article is just a collection of inside jokes about vacuous white chicks from different regions.

60 Minute is one of the most inconsistent beers I have had. I live in Philly and it's ubiquitous here. There are times when I get a pint, and it's as good as any of the West Coast hop bombs. And then there are times when I get it and think, "Man, I should have saved the 2 bucks and got a Yuengling."

Harpoon and Sam Adams on a top 15 IPA list? You're fucking kidding right?

Two questions, no wait, three questions I have for y... Four! Four questions.... (MP salute!)

You are aware that both of those kids have almost certainly handled actual penises in their lives, right? What harm is handling a fake one going to do exactly? And to echo McRedhead's point, how exactly could a kid horsing around with a fake dong be more harmful than one horsing around with a fake gun, like the ones…

They actually waved around dildos. It's not like it's going to damage their psyche if they're exposed to sex.

Because not everyday is track day?

I'm sure she totally cares what you think, since she definitely was trying to look as attractive as possible in this photo, because the only purpose of any picture of a woman is to entice people to rate her hotness.