The goth chick with the big tits is kind of cute. The other goth chick is ugly as fuck though. No wonder she has a boy's name.

I'm in for the long haul.
Add it to the rotation!

Actually, I'm finding the COMMUNITY SUCKS posts rather helpful. It makes it easier for me to find where I left off reading earlier to just scan for COMMUNITY SUCKS and pick up the thread again at the next post.

Gotta have something to occupy the 1/2 hour after Community…

I don't want to live in a world without gyros.

Starburns has to show his love for the ladies on Valentine's Day.

According to the hi-res photo of Chang holding Winger's DL on that tumblr, the zip code where he lives is either 80022 or 90022. Denver isn't all that close to a desert, so it must be 90022. Jeff Winger lives in East LA!

Grilled cheese pretzel sounds pretty damned good. Cheesesteak pretzel, not so much.

My favorite editing juxtaposition is when someone tastes something and says, "mm, good" then they cut to them saying, "that was the worst thing I ever tasted."

Can't talk. Eating.
When Tom C. couldn't stop eating Carla's pot pie to critique it, you had to know then and there that she won. The recipe is already posted on Bravo's website: http://www.bravotv.com/food…

It really was quite glorious. (no it wasn't) I'm shedding a tear right now just thinking about it. (no I'm not)

What the hell? My comment is blank. Damn it. That was the funniest thing I've ever written. Hell, it was the funniest thing anyone's ever written. There's no way I could possibly recreate it in all of it's hilarious perfection. You'll just have to trust me when I say it was the best comment in the history of the…

Spackler, damn it. Spackler. I gotta stop smoking the 18th fairway.

Dear The Cape writers
Repeat after me. We're going to get cancelled anyway, so fuck it. FUCK IT ALL! Let's blow this rabbit hole to shit like Carl Spangler's little C4 gopher critters.

Cape - This is a two man job
Chess - So's your mom.

Lord and Savior: Jerusalem

Ms. Your Anus is absolutely right. The pain we're feeling right now is all AV Club's fault. If these AV Club jerks hadn't reviewed the show, we never would have gotten sucked into it. Thanks a lot, AV Club. Jerks.

Louie will get saved by the occasional dick joke. Terriers needed more dick jokes to appeal to the Two and a Half Wife Beaters crowd.

Hi. I'm Sy Sperling.

Broylesiers