“Going for the cheer, not the laugh” pretty much sums up modern ‘comedy’.

I’d be the last guy to defend Chevy Chase because the guy is clearly an asshole, but his assessment of today’s SNL isn’t too far off.

My theory is he’s just selling it to deadheads on the street.

I know, right? Articles like this are such bullshit. I give advice to people younger than me of all ages all the time and it has fuck all to do with anything else.

Back off, man. He’s a scientist.

We should be shaming someone for giving friendly advice...

Jesus Christ on a stick. This is beyond the pale even for post-GMG-AVC. You acknowledge yourself that they’re two famous people. This isn’t exactly some skeevy stranger befriending a vulnerable latchkey kid at the corner 7-11.  

Unless you have proof that this is something other than friendly advice, you might want to cool it with the insinuations.

How would this be any different if she had asked her (hypothetical) 31 year old Uncle Bob for dating advice? (“Hey Uncle Bob, what do boys really like?  How can I get <insert Gen Z name> to like me?”)

I don’t know the full context or even the nature of the advice but I will speculate until I twist the narrative enough to be MORALLY OUTRAGED. ON TWITTER 

Too deep-cut for me. I feel like if people keep going inward, looking for the best music that no one else ever heard of, then the natural conclusion is to hangout by a baby’s crib listening to some toddler jam on a rattler. And then the kid’s mom will walk by and be like “Late to the party much, bandwagoner?”

At this point the use of semicolons can probably be safely ignored, they’re halfway down the road to wherever “whom” ended up.

Because you have to be an illiterate poser to make a typo? He left out a space, it’s not exactly indicative of idiocy. 

Come now, hitting a paparazzi is just below punching a Nazi. Give me something more salacious! 

Oh, cool, this is the guy we hate for the next 72 hours or so until some assholeon some CW show accidentally says that Trans people aren’t humans or fucking whatever.

I’m no fan of Mr Penn, but the Madonna allegations were a joke from the beginning and she herself has denied them. In real life,if you tie someone to a chair and beat them with a baseball bat,they will die.

As someone prone to the same issues, I respect and accept your apology and hope you’ll accept mine in return.

you think the team that routinely eats it’s own people who believe in 99% of what they do because they’re not 100% pure is gonna defend someone they agree with on one point? It’s incredible that you both espouse this behaviour and seem oblivious to it

Did you watch the video? I did, and it sure sounded like he was sorry. This is coming from me, someone who could be considered a “faggot", and who, according to mainstream media, has every right to use that word. I feel like these days people get offended over bullshit that doesn't effect them. I'm gay, and I don't…

I’ll just say this..fag, faggot ect.. growing up really never really had a connection with being homosexual. I have plenty of gay friends men and women who still say it. It was more akin to asshole,dickhead ect... I honestly don’t know why it’s a big thing now..I really think this generation needs a punch in the face…