Correction:

I don’t want it.

He’s right, you know?

Raping someone is wrong.

In order to be trolling I would have to be disingenuous.

Dude, you live in the United States, which by default puts you in the top 1% most privileged on a global scale, relatively speaking.

I like you, if for no other reason than you’ve obviously actually watched RLM’s videos enough to know that above all else they are the anti-Cinema Sins, what with them actually offering fair criticism of things such as story, pacing, editing....y’know, the actual filmmaking.

Also, as far as I can tell, you’re not a victim of shit.

I mean, most of the people on here are arguing against you, so.......

Right. Because civility is such a HORRIBLE quality to have. 🙄

I have plenty of sympathy for other human beings. Believe it or not I’m about as progressive as they come.

I’m just gonna leave this here and move on with my day.

Oh wow, Jezebel publishes a piece dictating to people what they’re allowed to find funny.

Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean the rest of the world should give two shits.

Or, and just hear me out here.....you might be kind of a cunt.

I have a really good buddy who has weighed in at over 300 lbs most of the time I’ve known him, so most of my life.

I mean, when it comes to losing weight and keeping it off, I kinda am.

Oh, so now it’s okay to thin-shame people?

Also, any doctor is gonna tell them the same thing.

It becomes my business when they want to piss and moan about how their poor health choices aren’t being celebrated.