Slowly seems to be the only option. : )

I’ve come to the realization that a Cash For Clunkers Nissan Versa is a second or more faster than a good chunk of my fleet.

Will probably be another 57 years.

I’m in complete disbelief of how good this looks. 

czech, mate

I just put stickers on my Jimny, no need for extra doors.

Take your damn star

For the record, I accidentally wrote “Oil Fitler” in my initial draft, and I’m not sure why I changed it given how badly this filter wants to ruin lives.

that’s a solid trade up.

Loose belt. The distinctive screech puts my hair on edge and I feel great anger towards the driver of the broken Grand Am that it is inevitably coming from.

Well, they will let any idiot publish their mindless bleatings on the internet.

I feel like this guy stumbled into the wrong web site. Either way, I hope he enjoys the CR-V he ends up getting. 

I saw a Miata in Ohio that had “Hakuna” for their plate. Still one of the only personalized plates I was fine with.

That should be “...pore...”, not “...pour...”.

I don’t know the risks of Krown inhalation or contact, but the complete lack of safety gear made me itchy all over.

Is this just like a RAV-4 that’s keepin’ it real? “Yeah, I’m boring, but going to the store to get cereal ain’t exactly the fucking X-Games, either, pal. Get in and let’s get this shit over with.”

Outofround Neverbalance GTX

Yup.
Learns driver survived that wreck, starts shopping Altimas.
See Altimas.
Accepts death.

Nigel Tufnel has already ordered one to connect his guitar to his amp. Thinking 12, maybe even 13 is within reach.