“regional contraband” between New England & New Mexico - you were running a maple syrup/Hatch chile smuggling operation?

Yeah dude you never replied so the bibles are off the deal now

Wow username checks out.  

They obviously didn’t yank on the straps and say “yeah that ain’t going anywhere” before they drove off. #1 rule of securing a load.

The 3.4 is far superior, and is the only thing a 3.0 owner should consider doing when their 3.0 blows up, unless they want to ditch Toyota power.

If your shoulders touch the armrests you’re upside down and should turn.

When you see me rolling up in this, you know what’s about to happen. I’m about to open the door, and saunter out in my baggy track suit wearing house shoes. I’m here to watch the local co-eds play some volleyball while I eat a concession stand corn dog.

“The Chrysler 200 I Bought A Few Months Ago Already Needs To Be Replaced!”

It is amateur hour.

If i8 is really better than the i3, then the thing is off, it can move~! Its proppah, bruv.

Military grade is one of the funniest marketing terms, people think it sounds cool/tough, but it essentially just means contracted to a very low govt bid

You’re right, now that I’m looking at it, it looks like it’s sucking in it’s lower lip while pushing out it’s cheeks.

Great, another BroRoller going back and forth from the mall. It’ll never see a day of real picnicking in its life!

Im going to commission Mitsubishi to make a Mirage with a bespoke compartment that perfectly holds two gas station hot dogs and keeps them at their optimal temperature of 117 degrees Fahrenheit and a cooled cupholder specifically designed to match the aesthetic of my favorite Monster Energy flavor - Zero Ultra.

To be fair, your brother did know how to drain the radiator.

Congrats on being the only person ever to have a broken A/C system that just needed a refill

Believing my brother when he said he knew how to drain a radiator. Turned out he jabbed a screwdriver into the bottom of it to drain it, then wandered back into the house looking to be murdered for some glue(!) to pour into the hole.

This is great info for all those people who own cars for 90 days at a time which is (checks notes) absolutely fucking nobody.

Did you give the chair a shake and say “That’s not going anywhere”? If not, that was your first fatal mistake.