Ford is going to have a lock on the ‘agoraphobic truck owner’ segment.

I expect Florida will immediately offer sanctuary to this man.

Every other president wanted advisors. Trump wanted subjects.

“Call me Ishmael.”

Your article was a little too late for this enterprising Craigslister:

You need to start categorizing your vehicles in a Venn diagram with two intersecting circles labeled “Holy Grails” and “Hole-y Grails”.

This legitimately sounds like something Torchinsky would invent.

“Annnnd—-done!”

That TFL Defender is going to sell a lot of Land Cruisers.

My knowledge of taillights is pretty poor, but this is my jam! Thanks for highlighting a Nature Communications paper; now I can include Jalopnik as ‘keeping up with the scientific literature’.

Sounds like it was more of a can’t opener.

I might be pushing the definition of small, but the Tercel wagon was phenomenal. 4WD, granny gear, able to move huge piles of crap from one terrible college apartment to another, and though it will be temporarily set back by my 72-year-old mother who totaled her 31-year-old single-owner showroom quality example, it…

I have to admit, it was a bit concerning having that claw overhead. All it had to do is lose grip of a small piece of steel, and that could have been the way I exit this world; covered in oil, bloodied and bruised by a rusty bit of angle iron, laying in the mud at a scrapyard. It wouldn’t have been flattering.

First things first, NP all the way.

I’ve considered this, too, and am happy to live vicariously through you.

We made it a ceremony, filling them out and letting our 3-year-old drop them in the ballot box. And that BallotTrax thing is great.

Sooo...who won?

Chang-Li, #42: The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything.

Definitely. When I’m President, I’ll insist on The Beast being based on a Toyota Century, but then I’ll just slap a Lincoln logo on it to keep the masses happy.

If it makes you feel any better, at least you have the good sense to throw away the food. When our refrigerator died, my response was “Let’s eat all the food before it goes bad!”