I know I know, I look for any excuse to post the ol' whistle tips. Of course, if an automotive accessory has a youtube remix that makes it -kind of- nerdy.

Whistle tips!

One of my top 3 best looking cars from the 80s. I love these things. There's a rootbeer brown example running around my area with a $10k engine build, hooked up suspension, bone stock looking from the outside. I would do unspeakable things for that car.

your newsletter. i want a subscription.

Yo dawg, we herd u liek some opposite lock so we put a dab of Senna in your NSX so you can VTEC while u counter-steer.

Oh you said NINETEEN nineties? Fiddlesticks!

Anyone who steals a Galant is doing the owner a favor.

Aren't most Ferrari clientele perpetrating fraud as well? They're perfect for each other.

My Huffy Slider suggestion was noticeably absent from the list...

My friend had a V6 Dakota Sport as well, he regrets selling that thing every day.

Imma leave this right here...

CP.

Four F-15s flew low and slow over the Boise State v Air Force game on Saturday, looked like they were working just fine to me.

Poor 0-60... at least there is now a magazine I can claim to own every single issue!

he liked cocaine before it was cool.

ZING!

Y U NO HAVE LFA V10?

I just need the CRX to make it through college and paying down a chunk of my loans and she will be retired to the garage for a rebuild while I daily drive a MS6.

Wait wait wait... he still has an AOL email address? Are we sure we wanna help this guy?

I'd go with the BOSS if it didn't look ridiculous. So... Caddy.