My friend in college had a 97 Integra Type R with only 30k miles, this was in 2006 or so. Never driven in snow or rain, always garaged, flawless. He was moving to Germany for school and was going to sell it for me for 33% less than what it was worth because he was in a hurry.

So much win! Now someone go order an R/T, swap trunklids with a wingless base model, eat the depreciation for 3 or 4 years, then give me a call. I'll need a daily when my CRX becomes a caged weekend track toy.

@Middleswine:

Rumor has it that Benz wagon is the star car in the upcoming film Mad Max and the Furious: Apocalypse Drift.

@BrtStlnd: this.

Step 1: Buy massive dealership with huge parking lot for pennies on the dollar.

So many absolute WIN comments, I can't pick a favorite!

@VeeArrrSix: came for Ronin reference, leaving very satisfied.

how do you keep a mormon from drinking all the beer at your party? invite two.

Sounds like big trouble. You're going to need plenty of legal advice before this thing is over. As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special music. Acapulco shirts. Get the hell out of L.A. for at least 48 hours. Blows my weekend.

I've heard those engine bays are tighter than a... well... I guess it's all relevant.

@Flagrant German Fanboy: good to know there's a fellow jalop or two in the treasure valley!

@evoCS-Hench-Minion to the stars: so much win!

This isn't much of a change from Skate 1, which had "slang" use that made me cringe.