If the Dodge Dorf nameplate is any reference, the badge will read as "Chrysler Zoo".

The 1968 Mustang from the Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift. Fitted with a Nissan Skyline Motor and Big Wheels. I screamed in the movie theater.

Anything from SEMA.

The National Italian American Foundation even called GM to ask if Barra has any Italian ancestry. They were disappointed to hear she does not.

Yes, I've seen the Cooper's interior! It's fine! Some of us don't want to know where our wiper switches or radio volume knobs are, thank you very much!

Ooops, someone got some Gawker in my Jalopnik.

The only solution...

So she's supposed to stop living her life because an accident happened?

This is the kind of public art I can support. Much better and more creative than the idiotic crap my city spends $600,000 on.

Yes, that is how it saves gas. Can't fart it out so that gas is saved.

We really need a full shot of this sweater. Having seen only part of one sleeve, I imagine that it can only be all kinds of epic

Is this thing a butt plug?

Clearly Jalopnik is a part of the vast conspiracy that is keeping us from having cars that run on water or get 100 MPG.

FteenThousand please

She's extremely well qualified and a career GM'er. She's got a degree in engineering and has been behind a lot of successful product pushes at Chevy post-bailout, including the Cruze.

Well, she was previously executive VP of GM's global product development. I guess she's fully qualified for the position.

I don't know too much about her, but as long as she was named CEO because she is smart, a good business person, well spoken, strategic, etc, this is great news. If she was named CEO for the sake of having a female CEO, then PC has crossed the line. I surely hope its the former for GM's sake.

I gotta admit, it makes you look twice. And the gauge pod (wait, shit—it's based on a GM product. Gage pod) looks pretty good. But the center console and door panels give it away. And how do you look at yourself in the mirror after painting 'Ferrari' on the same engine cover that sat in (quite literally) countless…

*sigh*