In Waynesboro, Virginia...."It's illegal for a woman to drive a car up Main St. unless her husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag."

• Don’t be feeling all fuzzy-warm about New Jersey residents if you’re driving through the state with a “Honk if You Love Whales” bumper sticker soldered to your vehicle’s trunk. New Jersey residents are required by law to honk before passing.

It is illegal to drive a black car on Sundays in Denver.

Don't offer Jane Goodall a ride. It's illegal in Massachusetts to operate a car with a gorilla in the backseat.

In my state of PA "Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue." and "Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or…

From Pennsylvania

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Not in America at least, but the Datsun Go has got to be up there. 1.2L in-line 3, with 68 Horsepower, 14.7 0-60 time, and a top speed of an estimated 94mph is quite slow. Not quite what we'd hope for in a Datsun revival.

Gem Car. Street legal with a blistering top speed of..... 25 mph.

Ford F-650 does 0-60 somewhere around 21 seconds!

Tata Nano... 0-60 in 29.4 seconds

The Hindustan Ambassador, obviously. 56 years old but still being produced today. 52 HP at 4,200 RPM/ 78 LB-FT at 2,200 RPM moving about 2600 hounds of India. To quote Jason, "0-60 Time: Pack a lunch".

Renault Twizy. 17HP, 50MPH max

The Smart Fortwo CDI

Prius V. Because even Prius owners need someone to look down on.

Mitsubishi i-Miev

Mia electric

0-60: Not Possible unless Clarkson drives it off a cliff

Depends on where you are talking. In North America, it is likely the Smart ForTwo.

Tom Peters, eh? Well, now the designs make perfect sense.